Me: No, use the cute ones
Yugioh: You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
Me: nO.... The cUte oNeS
Animal Crossing: Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
Me: THE CUTES
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
Carlos getting accidentally poked in the eye with a boner in college and henceforth refusing to preform oral sex without safety goggles to this very day
and Cecil’s weirdly into it?
They’re making out on the couch and Cecil’s like ‘do you have protection?’ and Carlos just straps on some safety goggles he was carrying with him for that purpose and Cecil’s just like ‘… okay.’
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
Utena fandom… grab your swords… Sailor Moon fandom… grab your transformy sticks… NGE fandom… grab your shattered relationship with your father
memes i want back: